WHAT

I’ve seen a lot of people calling America and its government this-and-that unkind thing for flying two people with ebola back from Africa into American territory.To those who agree with those statements, let me just tell you here and now how honored I am to know such true geniuses as you, and that your valuable and deep insight into the proliferation and treatment of disease truly suggests that <i>you</i> should be running the CDC and that these so called “educated people” and “scientists” as they are sometimes called are but lowly peons. You get ‘em, champ. Don’t let those virologists, experts, and entire organizations of people working around the clock to keep us from dying en masse keep you down. Your opinion is definitely worth listening to because you absolutely have some right or other to spew it out of your face hole.  


Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands twenty-six legions of demons (twenty-five according to other authors), and teaches astronomy and the knowledge of poisonous plants, herbs and precious stones. He is also known as Stolos and Solas. He is depicted as either being a crowned owl with long legs, a raven, or a man.

Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands twenty-six legions of demons (twenty-five according to other authors), and teaches astronomy and the knowledge of poisonous plants, herbs and precious stones. He is also known as Stolos and Solas. He is depicted as either being a crowned owl with long legs, a raven, or a man.

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology&#160;!!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

Today I cooked penne rosa with salmon for 16 people and everyone loved it and everyone was well fed and I made 16 friends happy and that’s what matters. Repeated comments about ‘cooked to perfection’ and I just feel so good. I’m so happy I got to do something for people, I’m having a great day. 

WE’VE ALL DONE SOME DUMB ASS SHIT

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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unemployed-ingreenland:

melissadoom:

gonna take this to its logical conclusion and start trolling in Proto-Indo-European.

I just want to send this to my old best friend who runs a grammar blog, without comment

Now, failing to communicate and leaving unnecessary ambiguity in your communication is another story. But this is great.